Signs Your Cat Knows Your Internet Password

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• E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
• Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
• You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
• Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/.
• Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
• Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."
• Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
• You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
• On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.