Various Insults

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• A little knowledge is a dangerous thing; you are the most dangerous person I know...
• Any similarity between him and a human being is purely coincidental.
• Don't bother with a CAT scan, your brain wouldn't even fill one pixel.
• Don't you have a terribly empty feeling, in your skull?
• Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
• Excuse me for interrupting, but my foot seems to have fallen asleep. Do you mind if I join it?
• From the moment I picked up your book to the moment I set it down I was in hysterics. Some day I intend to read it.
• I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
• I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
• I hear that when you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
• I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
• I see that you weren't fully debugged before release.
• I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.
• I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
• I've had a great evening, but this wasn't it.
• If brains were quarks, you wouldn't have enough to make a neutron.
• If you could put your fingers in your ears, it might stop all of that hot air from coming out of your mouth!
• It's better to sit there quietly and let people think that your stupid, then to open your mouth and prove it.
• May your hair never turn gray, so everyone thinks you dye it.
• May your life be like a fairy tale. May you be eaten by a wolf.
• Well, I'll see you in my dreams, if I eat too much.
• When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
• You are the Sinclair ZX80 of human beings.
• You aren't even as bright as an LED.
• You got a very striking face. How many times have you been struck there?
• Your brain needs a good garbage-collection algorithm.