Various Excuses
I'd love to but...
- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
- I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
- I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
- I have to bleach my hare.
- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
- I have to fluff my shower cap.
- I have to fulfill my potential.
- I have to jog my memory.
- I have to pick the lint out of my belly button.
- I have to rotate my crops.
- I have to stay home and see if I snore.
- I have to study for a blood test.
- I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
- I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.
- I left my body in my other clothes.
- I need to spend some "quality time" with my plants.
- I never go out on days that end in "Y."
- I prefer to remain an enigma.
- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
- I want to spend more time with my blender.
- I was going to sort my paperclips.
- I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
- I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
- I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
- I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
- I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
- I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
- I'm having a conflict of interest with my alter ego.
- I'm in training to be a household pest.
- I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
- I'm observing National Apathy Week.
- I'm sandblasting my oven.
- I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
- I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
- I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
- I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
- it's too close to the turn of the century.
- my crayons all melted together.
- my favorite commercial is on TV.
- my patent is pending.
- my plot to take over the world is thickening.
- my subconscious says no.
- my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
- none of my socks match.
- the grunion are running.
- the last time I went, I never came back.
- the man on television told me to say tuned.
- there is a pressing desire to clip my toenails.