Data's Top Ten Attempts at Humor
  1. that your computer's interface terminal, or did its bilinear isolinear matrix subprocessor default to its primary setting?
  2. Take my wires...please?
  3. Inquiry: Why did the bipedal fowl laterally transverse the paved transportation surface?...Answer: In order to relocate at the new coordinates!
  4. A man and an android walk into a bar. The man says to the android: 'I am thirsty.' The android goes berzerk and kills him.
  5. I have a positronic funny bone.
  6. My wife is so ugly that she is visually unappealing.
  7. 342.47 megahertz? Bn46.2945 - 34z!! Ha ha ha!
  8. Putting I brake for the Borg stickers all over the ship.
  9. is so hot today that I may have to activate my internal thermostat!
  10. Walking around with that goofy smile from Data's Day.