Data's Top Ten Attempts at Humor

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1. Say...is that your computer's interface terminal, or did its bilinear isolinear matrix subprocessor default to its primary setting?
2. Take my wires...please?
3. Inquiry: Why did the bipedal fowl laterally transverse the paved transportation surface?...Answer: In order to relocate at the new coordinates!
4. A man and an android walk into a bar. The man says to the android: 'I am thirsty.' The android goes berzerk and kills him.
5. I have a positronic funny bone.
6. My wife is so ugly that she is visually unappealing.
7. 342.47 megahertz? Bn46.2945 - 34z!! Ha ha ha!
8. Putting I brake for the Borg stickers all over the ship.
9. Whoo...it is so hot today that I may have to activate my internal thermostat!
10. Walking around with that goofy smile from Data's Day.