Problem: You need 50 widgets.

• Math major - Builds his tools and wrenches, uses them to build a widget maker, and makes widgets.
• Physics major - Buys tools and wrenches, uses them to build a widget maker, and makes widgets.
• Engineering major - Buys widget maker. Makes widgets.
• Art major - Makes an abstract painting of a widget and makes 50 limited edition lithographs of it.
• Astronomy major - Names a new constellation "widget". Takes 50 photographs of it.
• Biology major - Buys a widget and dissects it. Buys 49 more. Oops, destroyed the first one dissecting it. Buys 1 more.
• Anthropology major - Digs up 50 widgets.
• Business Administration/Economics major - Borrows capital to provide investment into corporation under section C of private ownership to produce widgets. Said company produces 50 widgets, and then dissolves.
• Chemistry major - Attempts to make widget in lab. Blows up lab and him/her-self.
• Communications Studies major - Gives speeches about widgets.
• Computer Science major - Creates animation of tools building widget builder building widgets. Prints out 50 hard copies of the widgets.
• Counseling major - "But how do you FEEL about widgets?" (Also helps people deal with their failures in building widgets.)
• Criminal Justice Administration major - Finds someone with widgets. Plants controlled substance on the person's widgets. Confiscates widgets. (Books person on 5150 72-hour psych. evaluation with counseling major.)
• Economics major - Assimilates production possibilities curve, calculates supply and demand curves, determines market saturation, checks on available capital, looks at funding from corporations, individuals, government, and international spending, and decides widgets aren't profitable enough to make.
• Education major - "If a train leaves new york, carrying 32 widgets at 56 miles per hour, and crashes into a train that left chicago eastward carrying 62 widgets at 73 miles per hour, assuming both train engineers (as distinct from engeneering majors) are 75 years old and haven't been drinking (much), how many widgets will be destroyed in the crash? Please submit your finger painting of the crash by 12:00 noon tomorrow (or whenever you want...if you want to.)"
• English major - Wot iz an Widdjit?
• Environment Studies and Planning major - "We need an environmental impact report before we even begin building these things."
• Film major - "Here is the widget in it's native habitat... notice the interesting colorations around (ah shoot, I should've used 35 mm for this!)"
• Foreign Languages major - Was ist ein Widget?
• Geography major - "Can you locate Widgetah Kansas?"
• Gerontology major - "But how will a widget aid the large aging population with their major problems? Will it help them clean their dentures? Will it help them put on their Depends? I think not."
• History major - "The widget has held places in history from the antebellum years of our country to the present. Their specific use is often times still unknown (by the way, I didn't copy this out of the Encyclopedia Britannica page 4685)."
• Humanities major - "What does it MEAN to be a widget?"
• Music major - Writes a song about widgets. Sings it 50 times.
• Nursing major - Realizes widgets can hold urine. Buys 50 widgets.
• Political Science major - Decides widgets are too controversial to discuss.
• Psychology major - Accuses counseling major of using improper counseling practices which add to people's widget psychosis and don't help them. Also argues for the jungian theory of the widget consciousness.
• Sociology major - Determines the impact of widgets on mob psychology in three years old. Argues with psychologist and agrees with counseling major (when he can figure out what the counseling major said).
• Theatre Arts major - Studies the motivation behind widget action so he/she can better portray their widget character.
• Women's Studies major - Wonders why female widgets aren't sold for as much as male widgets.
• Kinesiology major: "Ug!" (Is given a widget so he'll know what it looks like. Is shown, in kinder garden sign language, that 50 of them are desired. Breaks widget in field goal attempt.)