Star Trek TNG plot twists
- Worf signs his son Alexander up for ballet lessons
- Data swears
- Guinan removes her hat, revealing that she is a Saturday Night Live style Conehead
- Picard beams down
- All of Geordi's lines are in words of two syllables or less, with no pseudo-scientific doubletalk
- Troi runs amok with a machete
- Barclay is really the Captain; Picard is just an ensign, and all of his "command" has been a holodeck simulation
- No guest stars are relatives of Tasha Yar
- Geordi gets a woman
- Riker doesn't get a woman
- Data states that he cannot use contractions after using one in the previous scene, and the fabric of the universe, unable to withstand the continuity error, is rent asunder
- Picard wakes up muttering "there's no place like home"
- Riker accepts command of another starship, the U.S.S. ZZ Top
- Ten Forward is turned into a strip-joint, with its lead act being Beverly Crusher as "The Dancing, Disrobing Doctor"
- Tired of not being sure whether he is a lieutenant or a chief petty officer, O'Brien beams the entire bridge crew into a black hole and assumes the rank of Captain
- Picard fires the phasers
- "Prime Directive" is the word of the day, entire crew goes "Aaaaahhhhh!!" at the top of their lungs whenever it is mentioned
- Data's cat, Spot, is revealed as a Romulan spy
- Wesley is affected the same as the rest of the crew, and a no-name security guard saves the ship