| PCMCIA | People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| ISDN | It Still Does Nothing |
| APPLE | Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
| SCSI | System Can't See It |
| DOS | Defective Operating System |
| BASIC | Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| IBM | I Blame Microsoft |
| DEC | Do Expect Cuts |
| CD-ROM | Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| OS/2 | Obsolete Soon, Too. |
| WWW | World Wide Wait |
| PENTIUM | Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics |
| COBOL | Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
| AMIGA | A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| LISP | Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
| MIPS | Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
| WINDOWS | Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| MICROSOFT | Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
| RISC | Reduced Into Silly Code |