Questions
• When a rooster lays an egg at the top of a roof whose sides slope down at 45 degrees in both directions, which way does the egg fall?
• A plane crashes precisely on the border between the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
• An electric train is traveling 45 miles an hour due west, and the wind is blowing 30 miles an hour due south. Which way does the smoke go?
• How much earth is in a rectangular hole six feet by six feet by three feet?
• How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the ark?
• "I can predict the score of any sports event happening next weekend, before the game even starts."
• If an LP is eight inches in diameter, and the label is 3 inches in diameter, how many grooves are there on one side of the record?
• If I drop a bowling ball into a bucket of water at 45 degrees F, and at the same moment drop another bowling ball of the same size and weight into another bucket at 30 degrees F, which ball hits the bottom of its bucket first?
• If a farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in a third field?

• What's the difference between a duck? (Answer: One of its legs is both the same.)
• What's the difference between an orange? (Answer: About this color. (Open hands held a foot or two apart, with palms either facing each other, or at right angles to each other (right palm facing left and left palm facing down).))
• Why is a mouse when it spins? (Answer: The higher it spins, the faster.)
• What's the difference between a window? (Answer: The cleaner you wipe it, it gets.)