| ABANDON | How to tell if a man is married |
| ACUTE ANGLE | 36"-24"-36" |
| ADVERSE | A nasty TV commercial jingle |
| AEROSPACE | Quiver |
| ALIMONY | Bounty on the mutiny |
| ALIMONY | Check mate |
| AMBIDEXTROUS | A sugar that is its own stereo-isomer |
| ANALYZE | Structures used for hindsight |
| ANTABUSE | Stepping on an anthill |
| ANTACIDS | Produced by ants when they're stepped on |
| ARCHAIC | What we can't have and eat too |
| ASTRONOMER | Night watchman |
| ATROPHY | Award for lack of exercise |
| ATROPHY | Something won by the bowling team |
| BANANA | First three notes of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony |
| BANSHEE | Stag party |
| BARBER | Someone who makes fishhooks |
| BARRAGE | Anger in the pub when the beer runs out |
| BASSINET | Worth two in the stream |
| BERI-BERI | Pie filling |
| BESPECTACLE | Second-rate epic movie |
| BEWARE | Honey |
| BITTERNESS | Female heron |
| BROKER | What you get in the stock market |
| BROTHER | Soup maker |
| BROUHAHA | Beer joke |
| BUDGET | Taxes chainsaw massacre |
| BULRUSH | Stampede |
| BURDEN OF PROOF | Hangover |
| BUREAUCRAT | Person who cuts red tape lengthwise |
| BUTTERFLY NUT | Lepidopterist |
| CALL GIRL | Ma Bell |
| CANNABIS | Mexican/Colombian joint space program |
| CARDIOGRAM | Telegram to heart patient |
| CARPET | What happens at drive-in-movies etc.. |
| CARROT | Rust in your jalopy |
| CHAMPAGNE | Hypochondriac's symptom |
| CHICKEN FEED | A poultry sum of money |
| CHILDHOOD | Juvenile delinquent |
| CHRISTMAS ELF | Subordinate Claus |
| CIRCULAR SAW | "A rose is a rose is a rose" |
| CLAUSTROPHOBIA | Fear of Santa |
| CLONE | Cell mate |
| CORAL | Where sea horses are kept |
| CUBE ROOTS | Rubik's autobiography |
| CURATOR | Dog show judge |
| CURTAIL | The south end of a dog heading north |
| DAMNATION | The Netherlands |
| DEBONAIR | She's just been asked to the ball by Prince Charming |
| DELIBERATE | Put in prison |
| DELIVER | The first stage of a liver transplant |
| DEPEND | Best place to put the diving board |
| DERANGE | Where the deer and the antelope play |
| DIEHARD | Fossil |
| DILATOR | Beats dying sooner... |
| DIODE | Eulogy |
| DOVE | Bird of pray |
| DOWN | A terminal condition |
| DOWNCAST | Performers in Swan Lake |
| DRACULA | The first blood count |
| EGGSHELL | Roeboat |
| EGOIST | An eye specialist |
| ELECTROCUTE | What R2-D2 is |
| ELECTRON | 1984 US campaign slogan |
| ENDANGER | What happens to a BARRAGE (qv.) when the beer arrives |
| ENDOPHYTE | Knockout |
| ENEMA | Not your friend |
| EPICENTRE | Balancing point of a duelling sword |
| EXAMPLE | Successful dieter |
| EXCHANGE | Money spent |
| EXORBITANT | Skylab |
| FAKIR | Auditory prosthesis |
| FARTHING | Andromeda galaxy |
| FATHERHOOD | An heir-raising experience |
| FAULT FINDER | Seismologist |
| FELICITY | Static produced by stroking a cat |
| FELONIES | Genuflected |
| FEMALE | Iron man |
| FIANCEE | Near Mrs |
| FIBULA | Little white lie |
| FINE PRINT | Clause for suspicion |
| FISSURE | Certainly |
| FLATTERY | Deferent strokes |
| FLATULENT | Borrowed appartment |
| FLYWHEEL | Propeller |
| FORENSIC | Montezuma's revenge |
| FORENSICS | Ten |
| FORGE | To write a wrong |
| FORTUNE TELLING | Seance fiction |
| FRACTIONATE | 16/2 |
| FRENCH LEAVE | Much adieu about nothing |
| FRENCH TOAST | Bon appetit! |
| GEISHA | Maid in Japan |
| GEOLOGIST | A scientist who won't take Noah for an answer |
| GEOMETRY | Here's looking at Euclid |
| GLADIATOR | Henpecked cannibal's after-dinner comment |
| GOBLET | Small turkey |
| GOOGOL | Baby Einstein's first word |
| GRAPEVINE | Medium for currant events |
| GROUNDHOG | Sausage |
| GUISE | Transvestites |
| GUTTER | One who removes entrails |
| HAMLET | Small piece of bacon |
| HARMONISE | Effect of CS gas |
| HAY FEVER | A sick crop |
| HEATHER | What to do with a frigid woman |
| HERO WORSHIP | What the galley slave does |
| HERPES | What a woman should mind besides her q's |
| HERRINGBONE | Hammer, anvil or stirrup |
| HICCUP | What a yokel drinks from |
| HIP JOINT | Popular bar |
| HOMBRE | Senor citizen |
| HORSE FEED | Oat cuisine |
| HYMEN | Greeting to an all-male club |
| HYPERTENSION | Stress in four dimensions |
| ICBMs | What the Eskimos have always had |
| IMPLORE | Fairy stories |
| IN | Every direction of travel possible near a black hole |
| INCEST | Sibling ribaldry |
| INDECISIVE | Under the whether |
| INFANTRY | Sapling |
| INFERNO | What to do when your girlfriend slaps your face |
| INGEST | Only kidding |
| INHERITANCE | Dead giveaway |
| INSECTICIDE | Lettuce spray |
| INSECTICIDE | The bug stops here |
| INTERN | Waiting in line |
| INVOICE | Conscience |
| ISINGLASS | On the rocks |
| IVY | What the Romans said when playing golf |
| KALEIDOSCOPE | Collision viewing device |
| KELP | What to yell when tangled in seaweed |
| KERCHIEF | Top dog |
| KHAKI | What you need to start your automobile |
| KILOGRAM | Letter bomb |
| KILOWATT | Answer to question "Did you ever kill a qzertxl?" |
| KINDRED | Fear of visiting relatives |
| KITTENS | Cat litter |
| KNAPSACK | Sleeping bag |
| LAGOON | Pierre Sellers |
| LEGALISE | 20/20 vision |
| LEGEND | Foot |
| LEGERDEMAIN | Accountants office |
| LEMONADE | Rock concert to help fruit growers |
| LEOPARD FOR SALE | Sign on a dotted lion |
| LIABILITY | Salesmanship |
| LICENCE NUMBER | Best thing to take when you're run down |
| LICHEN | Compare to moss or algae |
| LIGHTNING | Fire from a madding cloud |
| LIQUIDATE | Rendezvous in a bath |
| LOCOMOTIVE | Insanity plea |
| LOGARITHM | Canadian forestry music |
| LOGGERHEADS | Toilets for lumberjacks |
| LOOKING | A royal flush |
| LOWER | A cow |
| MACHO | Zero miles per hour |
| MADAGASCAR | What Ford did |
| MAGICIAN | Super duper |
| MALIGNANT | An evil termite |
| MANAGER | Someone who makes you feel old |
| MARTIX | Procrastinator's April Fools pranks |
| MEANDER | Colloquial form of "she and I" |
| MENDICANT | Someone who is no good at DIY |
| MENTALLY | Nymphomaniac's address book |
| METRONOME | Parisian underground dwarf |
| MICROCHIPS | Small fries |
| MIDRIFF | Halfway through a jazz solo |
| MINIMAL | Feeling slightly ill |
| MISTLETOE | Plant one must under-stand to appreciate |
| MORTICIAN | Engraver |
| MOTH | Green thtuff on the north thide of treethe |
| MUSHROOM | Where they train huskies |
| NAIVE | Dusk |
| NAVAL ATTACHE | Umbilical cord |
| NECROMANCER | Giraffe |
| NECROMANCER | Vampire |
| NEGLIGENT | Knightgown |
| NEPOTISM | Putting on heirs |
| NEUROLOGICAL | Replacing old logic |
| NEWFANGLED | Baby rattlesnake |
| NEWSPRINT | The 143 yards dash |
| NOVICE | He must be a saint |
| NUANCE | Sisters of a new mother |
| NUCLEAR FALLOUT | Fission chips |
| NUGGET | A flash in the pan |
| NURSERY | A bawl park |
| OBESITY | Surplus gone to waist |
| OCTOPUS | Cat with one life left |
| OHM | Electricians mantra |
| OLD-TIMER | Sundial |
| OPINION | Irish wrestling hold |
| OSSIFY | To become Australian |
| OVERCAST | People hired as film extras |
| OZONE | Region of alphabet between N and P |
| PACIFIST | Cannibal's dinner request |
| PATERNITY TEST | Pop quiz |
| PEER | One who urinates |
| PLANKTON | Microfiche |
| POLARIZE | Cold stare |
| PREACHING | Just before it hurts |
| PRINCE CHARMING | Reignbeau |
| PROTEIN | Someone who favours adolescents |
| PROTEST | In favour of England/Australia competitions |
| PURSUIT | Cat's pyjamas |
| QUADRANT | Four-sided argument |
| QUINTESSENCE | Chanel No.5 |
| RAMPAGE | Vellum |
| REGALE | Second wind |
| REPAIR | Try to bring Chi-Chi and An-An together again |
| SARCASM | Quiplash |
| SAVOIR FAIRE | The Last Supper |
| SCARLET | Sign of a small injury |
| SCROTUM | Small planet near Uranus |
| SHAMROCK | Cubic zirconia |
| SHARKSKIN | Brother shark, father shark etc.. |
| SIGNIFICANT | You can sign if I cannot |
| SPANKING | Bum rap |
| SPOKESPERSON | Bicycle mechanic |
| STYLUS | Pig pen |
| SUIT OF ARMOUR | Knight gown |
| SUPERCONDUCTIVITY | Plight of the ohmless |
| SUPERVISOR | A really good mask |
| SURFACE | Someone really handy on the waves |
| SURFER | Man overboard |
| TEARING | What you get if don't wash your cup out |
| URINALYSIS | Different from my analysis |
| UTERUS | Gift from your family to ours |
| VASELINE | An ornamental line on a Greek urn |