Is the Glass?
Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?
- Optimist - The glass is half full.
- Pessimist - The glass is half empty.
- Futurist - The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.
- Pascal programmers - Well, what type of milk is it?
- C Programmers - No thanks; I drink straight from the jug.
- Assembly programmers - No thanks; I drink straight from the cow.
- Basic programmers - No thanks; I'm still breast feeding.
- MIS - I'll drink it if you can give me 'til next year.
- Fuzzy logic guys - I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.
- Prolog programmers - I know I drank it - just don't ask me how.
- Non-procedural language programmers - I drank it when nobody was looking.
- UI designers - What's that stuff in my glass?
- Pentium users - I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that.
- Windows users - Where's my straw?
- Mac users - Where's my pump?
- UNIX users - Nahh . . . too easy.
- Multimedia author - (slurp!)
- Shareware game author - That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.
- Security consultant - Where'd the rest of the milk go?
- CIA - What makes you think that's milk?
- NSA - We know what it really is.
- Copy protection crazies - Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!
- Free Software Foundation - That milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind!
- Bill Gates - Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk.
- Apple Computer - You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier.
- IBM - Rent the glass from us and we'll fill it with something we know is good for you.