What is a TURDUCKEN ?
- A repository of ageless wisdom.
- A large mammal that "tastes like chicken."
- The native adult beverage of Turkey.
- An obscure statistical variant of the chi-square test.
- The remote control to a parking meter.
- The treatment for an astigmatism.
- The red nose hair on a clown.
- A man's hairstyle that covers a bald spot.
- The reason Bob Dole lost the election.
- A riding lawnmower with a three-inch deck.
- An intact flying saucer that has been buried seven miles under the north polar ice cap for 17,233 years.
- A four-dimensional sphere.
- A microscopic fissure in the space-time continuum caused by quantum fluctuations in the gravitational field generated by a four-dimensional sphere no more massive than a positron but no less massive than a boson.
- The ache in your head caused by trying to unscramble the Star Trek-esque techno-jargon in #13.
- The ache in my Trekker heart caused by mocking the show.
- A leaf on a rare animal-eating plant: the Venus dung-beetle trap.
- Your third wisdom tooth.
- An icecicle that points up.
- The name for a tandem bicycle in Sweden (spelled "Turducken").
- A good name for a rock band.
- A bathyscaphe submarine capable of reaching a depth of eight miles -- under liquid nitrogen.
- A person with one eyebrow.
- The number "six" in Swahili.
- A 2-karat gold-plated half-eaten tangerine.
- The technical name for the "apple" key on a Mac.
- A pink elephant as seen through a jumble of funhouse mirrors, one side of a pair of binoculars, and an LSD high.
- A spent uranium mine which has been converted into a theme park for children.
- A color that is a mix of rusty maroon, navy blue, and neon green.
- Another way to spell "trinitrotoluene."
- The standard greeting of SAGA Steve's cloned replacement in 2274 in Mongolia.
- An economic theory which states that higher taxes results in more prosperity. Also known as "liberalism."
- The ravenous love chortles of the Madagascar Rabbit-Bunny.
- An Activities Board event which involves the Dating Game and Virtual Reality....
- The 312-move checkmate.
- The deja vu sensation of Chinese water torture while being nibbled to death by ducks.
- The official name for the plastic wrappers around peppermint candies.
- A 750-watt halogen night light.
- An abstract painting of the letter W in a bar fight with the color blue, in which the bartender is a moldy grilled-cheese sandwich serving polka music as a beverage.
- A Freudian slip knot.
- That "bong" sound when you have a new e-mail message.
- A Martian base on the Moon which will be the staging area for their invasion in 1999.
- The number after "eleventeen".
- The elected leader of all dwarvenkind.
- A pastry made of eggs, flour, vinegar, tofu, iron shavings, and cups and cups of baking soda.
- The aspect of the Force which controls levitation and body-odor suppression.
- A bathing suit that dissolves in water.
- An idiot who has nothing better to do than come up with 47 possible definitions for "turducken."
- A pagan god worshiped as part of a cross-stitching and needlepoint ritual.
- A collection of toenail clippings from famous persons.
- The preferred name in the 19th century in Europe for the internal combustion engine.
(It actually turned out to be a Southern US dish combining turkey, duck and chicken. Kind of disappointing really.)