| a medgen | Visualise, conjure up mentally, John Lennon's first solo album, 'Imagine' was a bug hut in NZ. |
| Betting | Betting gloves are worn by betsmen in crucket |
| Brist | Part of human anatomy between nick and billy |
| Bugger | As in mine's bugger than yours |
| Chully Bun | Chilly Bin, as in Esky |
| Come Youse | Controversial captain of Oz cricket team who resigned tearfully in favour of Allan Border. Come had insisted that all deliveries be overarm. Full name - Kimberly John Hughes |
| Dimmer Kretz | Those who believe in democracy |
| Error Buck | Language spoken in countries like Surria, E. Jupp and Libbernon. |
| Ekka Dymocks | University staff |
| Guess | Flammable vapour used in stoves. |
| Buzniss | Common type of degree |
| Chick Out Chucks | Supermarket point of sale operators |
| Jendles | Sandals, thongs, open shoes |
| Colour | Terminator, violent forecloser of human life |
| Cuss | Kiss |
| Duck Hid | Term of abuse directed mainly at men. LOMBARD is an acronym popular in Sydney's eastern suburbs. It stands for Lots Of Money But A Real Duck-Hid. |
| Phar Lap | NZ's famous horse was christened Phillip but was incorrectly written down as Phar Lap by an Australian racing official who was not well versed in Kiwese. |
Come Youse had a billy full of betting so he a medgened humself a bugger future in Jendles. He got humself an Ekka Dymock Buzniss degree and cussed crucket goodbye. No more duck hids bowling underarm for Come. Come has a colour instinct for the jendle buzniss and he kips abrist of all the trinds. Every chick out chuck in the buzniss us wearing Come's Error Bick style Jendles. Buy one pear, you gut a free chully bun. Hus buzniss is cukking wuth guess so he's thunking of joining the Dimmer Kretz.