Politics
- Remember the good old days, when the government lived within its income and without most of yours?
- Ever notice how many government officials make their raises effective long before they ever are?
- Too many politicians who wave the flag want to waive what it stands for!
- It's astonishing how politicians never say anything, yet always insist they're being misquoted.
- America is the land that fought for freedom and then began passing laws to get rid of it.
- War is what happens when arms are used instead of heads!
- Have you noticed that political promises are usually in one year and out the other?
- Political campaign speeches are like cattle horns: a point here, a point there...and a lot of bull in between!
- Isn't it amazing how political candidates can give you all their good points and qualifications in a thirty-second TV commercial?
- Elections are when people find out what the politicians stand for and politicians find out what people will fall for.
- The ups and downs of the economy are the result of having elected too many yo-yos!
- It's no wonder politicians don't listen to their conscience. They don't want to take advice from a total stranger.
- The reason politicians are so busy is that they spend half their time passing laws and the other half helping their friends get around them.
- These days, the only time politicians are telling the truth is when they call each other a liar!