Science bloopers

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Biology

• Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of Spices.
• The theory of evolution was greatly obfected because it made man think.
• Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, veins and caterpillars.
• The dodo is a bird that is nearly decent now.
• A liter is a nest of baby animals.
• A magnet is something you find in a bad apple.
• Typhoid fever may be prevented by fascination.
• The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
• Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on the them and makes them perspire.
• Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual manufactures another by accident.
• A hydra gets its food by descending on its prey and pushing it into its mouth with its testacles.
• The cerebrum is a cavity in the head.
• The human is more intelligent than the beast because the human brain has more convulsions.

General science

• The process of turning steam into water vapor again is called conversation.
• Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backward.
• The school is ventilated by hot currants.
• The earth makes a resolution every twenty-four hours.
• The moon is a planet just like the earth only deader.
• Sea water has the formula CH20.
• English sparrows & starlings eat the farmers' grain and soil his corpse.
• Sound is a rapid series of esculations.
• The cuckoo does not lay its own eggs.

Mathematics

• Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.
• Algebra was the wife of Euclid
• Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
• Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.
• A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.
• A triangle with an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.