The Perfect Woman
- When I was in junior high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts
- In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.
- In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
- I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
- I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
- After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.
- Now all I want is a girl with big breasts.