Fathers' Day Observations

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• Last year on Father's Day, my son gave me something I've always wanted: the keys to my car !!!
• My dad used to play games with me. He used to throw me in the air -- and walk away.
• "What were your father's last words ?" "He had no last words. My mother was with him to the end!"
• Father's Day is a holiday on which the family takes time out to remember the forgotten man !
• Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is soap - on - a - rope.
• Father's Day is a holiday when your son lets you wear your new necktie first.
• I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
• If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson ... hold yourself up as an example and not as a warning.
• The commonest fallacy among women (and men -- in my humble opinion) is that simply having children makes them a mother (a father) -- which is as absurd as believing that having a piano makes one a musician.
• Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
• A father lectured his son on the real values of life. The father said, "We were put on Earth to help others." The boy said, "What are the others here for?"
• "Son, when I was your age, I used to be thrilled just to get a piece of dry bread for dinner." "Gee, Dad, you're much better off living with us, aren't you?"
• Father's Day always worries me. I'm afraid I'll get something I can't afford.
• Do you know what I got for Father's Day ? The bills for Mother's Day !!!
• I'm getting my father something he never had before -- a Job !!!
• Father's Day is the day when father goes broke giving his family money so they can surprise him with gifts he doesn't need.
• We never know the love of our parents for us till we have become parents.
• Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
• There are two stages for parents -- when your children ask all the questions and when they think they know all the answers.
• A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
• You should never criticize your wife's judgment -- look who she decided to marry !!!
• Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
• Example is not the main thing in influencing others; It is the only thing.
• My son is now at the awkward age, too old to cry and too young to swear.
• My son is now at the awkward age, too young for a credit card and too old for an allowance.
• Every family should have three children. If one turns out to be a genius, the other two can support him or her.