Men

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• Women prefer the simple things in life...like men.
• Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
• I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
• The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.
• What's the difference between men and pigs?...Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
• The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
• Boys will be boys, but men are better at it.
• What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?...A widower.
• They put one man on the moon. Why can't they put them all there?
• If you catch a man...throw him back.
• Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?