If At First You Don't Succeed

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If at first you don't succeed, you're a failure and a disgrace to humanity
If at first you don't succeed, find somebody more qualified.
If at first you don't succeed, read the damn manual.
If at first you don't succeed, hide the evidence that you even tried.
If at first you don't succeed, call tech support.
If at first you don't succeed, blame society.
If at first you don't succeed, call it a day and have a beer.
If at first you don't succeed, it didn't need to be done anyway.
If at first you don't succeed, quit.
If at first you don't succeed, quit and watch TV.
If at first you don't succeed, get your child to do it.
If at first you don't succeed, get your neighbour's child to do it.
If at first you don't succeed, to hell with it. Too much damn trouble.