| "I know how to please a woman." | "Then please leave me alone." |
| "I want to give myself to you." | "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." |
| "Your hair color is fabulous." | "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the drug store." |
| "You look like a dream." | "Go back to sleep." |
| "I can tell that you want me." | "Yes, I want you to leave." |
| "I'd go through anything for you." | "Let's start with your bank account." |
| "May I have the last dance?" | "You've just had it." |
| "Your place or mine?" | "Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine." |
| "Is this seat empty?" | "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." |
| "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" | "What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?" |
| "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" | "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." |