If's You Need to Know to Get Along at Work

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• If it rings, put it on hold.
• If it clunks, call the repairman.
• If it whistles, ignore it.
• If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
• If it's the Boss, look busy.
• If it talks, take notes.
• If it's handwritten, type it.
• If it's typed, copy it.
• If it's copied, file it.
• If it's Friday, FORGET IT!!!