How To Unnerve Up Your Boss A Little

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• Readjust his computer terminal so that the focus is just slightly off.
• Take his name out of the next issue of the phone book.
• Start showing up early for work.
• Put a different name on his door.
• Change the charts and graphs he is going to use in an important meeting.
• Super glue one wheel of his chair.
• After you've had an argument, make him shake hands and make up.
• Loosen the handles on the drawers of his desk.
• Put a resistor in his phone so the volume is REAL low, then, either talk REAL loud or REAL soft, or alternate.
• Send him a memo from the real estate division talking about how much money they could make by renting out his office.
• Transfer his calls to security
• Unadjust the horizontal hold on his computer terminal.
• If he falls asleep a lot, make moaning and groaning noises till he wakes up.
• Transfer everybody's phone calls to his phone.