Famous Sayings

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• A rolling stone plays the guitar.
• The grass is always greener when you remember to water it.
• A bird in the hand is a real mess.
• No news is no newspaper.
• It's always darkest just before I open my eyes.
• If you can't stand the heat, don't start the fireplace.
• Never put off till tomorrow what you should have done yesterday.
• A penny saved is nothing in the real world.
• The squeaking wheel gets annoying.
• We have nothing to fear but our principle.
• To err is human. To eat a muskrat is not.
• I think, therefore I get a headache.
• Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and someone yells, "Shut up!"
• Better to light a candle than to light an explosive.
• It's always darkest before 9:30 p.m.
• Early to bed and early to rise is first in the bathroom.
• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a blister.
• There is nothing new under the bed.
• Don't count your chickens - it takes too long.