Cyber Gifts

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Are you having a hard time finding the right gift for the computer adict whose PC has everything? Not another Dilbert necktie, or King's Quest XLVIII. Try one of these.

• CD-ROM rewinder.
• Virtual reality beer.
• NoseBlaster smell card -- the latest in multi-media technology. The deluxe version comes with direct-feed nostril tubes for the ultimate in virtual olfactory experience.
• True-Type font modelled on my handwriting. The last word in non-reversible encryption.
• 72-inch monitor.
• 20-foot mouse extension cord - a must for the 72-inch monitor.
• Michael Jackson-to-Michael Jackson Morph screen saver -- endless variations.
• Bedpan -- Why leave your computer just for that? (Not for use with NoseBlaster.)
• The secret to what this emoticon means - }:{o