Die dulci fruere | Have a nice day. |
Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi | Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog. |
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! | If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin! |
Sona si Latine loqueris. | Honk if you speak Latin. |
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! | Don't you dare erase my hard disk! |
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. | I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. |
Gramen artificiosum odi. | I hate Astroturf. |
Furnulum pani nolo. | I don't want a toaster. |
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. | I think some people in togas are plotting against me. |
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. | I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult. |
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. | Don't call me, I'll call you. |
Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules. | If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults. |
Canis meus id comedit. | My dog ate it. |
Illiud Latine dici non potest. | You can't say that in Latin. |
Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas? | Seen any good movies lately? |
Nullo metro compositum est. | It doesn't rhyme. |
Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema. | I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem. |
Fac ut gaudeam. | Make my day. |
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! | Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket! |
Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio. | Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway. |
Re vera, potas bene. | Say, you sure are drinking a lot. |
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! | May barbarians invade your personal space! |
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! | May conspirators assassinate you in the mall! |
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! | May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy! |
Radix lecti | Couch potato |