Birthday Belief Systems

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• IDEALISM - Happy Birthday.
• CAPITALISM - I shopped all day for your birthday.
• ATHEISM - I can't believe it's your birthday.
• HINDUISM - Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
• TAOISM - It's everybody's birthday.
• BUDDHISM - If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?
• EXISTENTIALISM - Your birthday means nothing to me.
• SARCASM - You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.