Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Men
- They don't snore.
- The don't complain when you go shopping.
- They always think you are beautiful.
- They never tell you that you are fat.
- The don't hog the remote.
- They don't pull the covers off you each night.
- The love it when you scratch their tummy.
- The don't bring other girls home.
- The don't play golf.
- The jump up and down when you come home.
- The don't throw dirty clothes on the floor.
- They always listen.
- They appreciate you for your self.
- They always love you.
- They help you clean the floor after meals.