Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
- They don't cry and make you feel guilty.
- They don't mind when your friends come over.
- They don't care if you use their shampoo.
- They think you sing great.
- Their time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
- They like it when you leave lots of things (toys) lying around the house.
- They don't expect you to call when you are running late.
- When you are late, They get more excited to see you.
- When they see another gorgeous dog they don't hate you or her.
- They don't shop.
- Their disposition remains the same throughout the month.
- They never seek to examine the relationship.
- They love beer.
- They understand that all smaller animals are meant to be hunted.
- They love it when you bring another girl home.