Politically Correct Teenage Situations
- You don't have a detention, you're just "exit delayed."
- Your bedroom isn't cluttered, in fact, you don't have any problem with it at all. It's just "parent passage restrictive."
- These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically challenged."
- Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibited."
- Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
- You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."