DNA
- What kind of DNA do clones have? ... Xeroxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA do glue-sniffers have? ... Epoxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA does Snow White have? ... Chloroxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA does the 20-mule team have? ... Boraxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA do Chest Surgeons have? ... Thoraxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA do Jewish Bakers have? ... Bagelsandloxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA does Dr. Seuss have? ... Foxinsoxyribonucleic acid.
- What is substitute DNA? ... Proxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA do pre-schoolers have? ... Sandboxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA do ulcer sufferers have? ... Maaloxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA do recovering drug addicts have? ... Detoxyribonucleic acid.
- What kind of DNA do joggers have? ... Reeboxyribonucleic acid.
- Did you know that DNA stands for the National Association of Dyslexics?