Toddler's Rules of Ownership
- If I like it, it's mine.
- If it's in my hand, it's mine.
- If I can take it from you, it's mine.
- If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
- If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
- If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
- If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
- If I think it's mine, it's mine.
- If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.
Whoops! These aren't a toddler's rules... They're just part of Microsoft's business plan.