Things That You Will Never Hear
An Air Stewardess - "Make-up?"
A Chief Executive - "Sorry!"
A Liberal - "No!"
The Pope - "Darling"
A Truck Driver - "Fluffy"
An Amnesiac - "Remember..."
A Reporter - "Uneventful"
An Historian - "I"
A Mathematician - "Approximately"
A Door-To-Door Salesman - "Goodbye"
A Blind Lifeguard - "Shark!"
A Builder - "Finished!"
A Spin Doctor - ""
A Modern Artist - "...meaningless."
A Forensic Pathologist - "Missing?"
A Student - "Breakfast"
A Therapist - "Freak!"
A Computer Programmer - "We..."
A Public Relations Officer - "Personally"
A Fly-On-The-Wall Documentary Maker - "Cut!"
A Philosopher - "Whatever!"