Politically Correct Terms
- Lazy -- Motivationally deficient.
- Fat -- Horizontally challenged.
- Fail -- Acheive a deficiency.
- Dishonest -- Ethically disoriented.
- Bald -- Folliclely impaired.
- Clumsy -- Uniquely coordinated.
- Body Odor -- Nondiscretionary fragrance.
- Alive -- Temporarily metabolically abled.
- Worst -- Least best.
- Wrong -- Differently logical.
- Ugly -- Cosmetically different.
- Unemployed -- Involuntarily leisured.
- Short -- Vertically challenged.
- Dead -- Living impaired.
- Vagrant -- Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
- Spendthrift -- Negative saver.
- Serial-Killer -- Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
- Stoned -- Chemically inconvenienced.
- Pregnant -- Parasitically oppressed.
- Ignorant -- Knowledge-based nonpossessor.