Asian Breakfast
A telephone conversation between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia......
Room Service:"Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest:"Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
RS:"Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G:"Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS:"Ow July den?"
RS:"Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"
G:"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS:"Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G:"Crisp will be fine"
RS:"Hokay. An San tos?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G:"I don't think so"
RS:"No? Judo one toes??"
G:"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS:"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G:"English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS:"We bother?"
G:"No..just put the bother on the side."
G:"I mean butter...just put it on the side."
G:"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS:"One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G:"Whatever you say"
G:"You're welcome"

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