Capitalism | He who dies with the most toys, wins. |
Hari Krishna | He who plays with the most toys, wins. |
Catholicism | He who denies himself the most toys, wins. |
Anglican | They were our toys first. |
Greek Orthodox | No, they were OURS first. |
Branch Davidians | He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins. |
Atheism | There is no toy maker. |
Polytheism | There are many toy makers. |
Evolutionism | The toys made themselves. |
Church of Christ, Scientist | We are the toys. |
Communism | Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours. |
B'Hai | All toys are just fine with us. |
Amish | Toys with batteries are surely a sin. |
Taoism | The doll is as important as the dumptruck. |
Mormonism | Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. |
Voodoo | Let me borrow that doll for a second. |
Hedonism | To heck with the rule book!? Let's play! |
Hinduism | He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. |
7th Day Adventist | He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. |
Church of Christ | He whose toys make music, loses. |
Baptist | Once played, always played. |
Jehovah's Witnesses | He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. |
Pentecostalism | He whose toys can talk, wins. |
Existentialism | Toys are a figment of your imagination. |
Confucianism | Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. |
Non-denominationalism | We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. |
Agnosticism | It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. |