Roses Rivalry?
Lancastrian quote:

Remember every Lancastrian has two things for Yorkshire folk:

  1. Two short planks under his arm to show what they are all as thick as
  2. A soft spot. (Generally the quicksands in Morcambe Bay !!!)

Don't know the difference between a Yorkshireman and a Lancastrian. As far as I am aware, Lancashire is just another name for the West Coast of Yorkshire!!

Satiche misc061.doc 1