Some Camping Tips
- When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
- Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.
- Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping: Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, it is OK to go into the woods alone.
- You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks.
- In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.