Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
PSYCHOLOGYGirl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.
SOCIOLOGYEach claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
RELIGIONEach prays for reconcilliation and/or curses God
ARCHAEOLOGYOne tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.
THEATRE"OH MY GOD! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
BIOLOGY"You just wanted to get in my genes!"
PHYSICSBoth resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.
JOURNALISM"Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
BUSINESSBoth decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.
ITALIAN"Mama Mia!"
HISTORYEach party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHYBoth people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
ANATOMY"I never liked your body anyway."
ECONOMICSOne party demands more than the other can supply.
ENGLISHEach writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesn't really say anything substantively intelligible.
EDUCATIONBoth concede that the relationship was a learning experience.
COMPUTING"Man, this bytes -- we just couldn't interface" and/or "His hard drive was more like a floppy."
E. ENGINEER."It's just so shocking... I'm sure there are positives and negatives, but..."
ARCHITECTURE"There just wasn't much to build on anyway..."
JEWISH STUDIES"OY! You should feel so guilty!"
PHILOSOPHYIf 2 people break up in a dorm and there's no one to witness the breakup, are they really single?
ZOOLOGYThey were able to mate like banshees, but lacked sophisticated communication skills.
PHYS. ED.They punch each other out in frustration.
CHEMISTRYThey turn to hard drugs to relieve the pain.
COUNSELINGEach urges the other to "get help!"
MUSICEach utilizes an operatic lament (or, in some parts, a country song) to express his or her sorrow.
LAWThey sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.