Best Of The Worst Country-Western Song Titles
- All My Ex's Live In Texas
- Do You Love As Good As You Look
- Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
- Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- Fancy Garbage-Truck Drivin' Man
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
- He Used To Go Bananas For Me, But Now I've Lost Appeal
- Heaven's Just A Sin Away
- Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
- Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
- How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
- I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
- I Meant Every Word That He Said
- I May As Well Be Gay If You're Not Straight With Me
- I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
- I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
- I'm Not Married But The Wife Is
- I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
- If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
- If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
- If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
- If You Ever Leave Me, Take The Mongoose With You
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
- If You're Burning With Desire, Then I'm Your Match
- It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Stand By Your Dog
- Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
- Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
- The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
- When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
- You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
- You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
- You're Ruining My Bad Reputation