COMPUTERS AND THE INTERNET

• 101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator To Say
• A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandpa's Computer
• A Programmer
• A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers
• The ABC's of UNIX
• Abort, Retry, Ignore
• Apple MPW C Error Messages
• Axioms For The Internet Age
• Beyond Ada: The First Paranoid Programming Language
• Bit Creation
• Boasting Computer Scientists
• Bohemian Rhapsody (Object Oriented)
• The Bug Came Back
• Calling For Technical Support
• Cars for the Information Highway
• Computer Acronyms
• Computer Beers
• Computer Creation
• Computer Problem Report Form
• Computer Slang
• Computer Terms
• Computer Terms
• Computer Use
• Computing Definitions (1)
• Computing Definitions (2)
• Creators Admit UNIX and C To Be A Hoax
• The Dark Computer
• Dead Ends in Microcomputer Technology
• The Diary of a Digital Boatowner
• Digital Creation
• Discworld Computers
• Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support
• Getting To Know Your Computer
• Glossary of PC Messages
• God as a Computer Programmer
• High tech computer sales jargon
• How DEC Works (Australian Perspective)
• How Does A Computer Chicken Cross The Road?
• How To Install Software -- A 12-Step Program
• How Programmers Hunt Elephants
• Human DNA Code
• If architects had to work like programmers
• If Beer was like Operating Systems...
• If Computer Companies Made Chickens That Crossed the Road
• If Restaurants functioned like Microsoft
• Internet Cleaning
• The King and the Toaster
• Lesser-known Programming Languages
• Mailing List Light Bulbs
• Meta Home Page Instruction Manual
• Micro and Mini
• Microsoft Child '96
• Microsoft TV Dinner Product Instructions
• Murphy's Laws of Computing
• Names for ASCII characters
• New Instruction Set
• New Software
• The Nine Types of Users
• Old PC systems
• The Operating System for your Brain
• Parody Bit
• PC Unix
• Programmer's Quick Guide To Languages
• Programmer's Terminology
• Programming Languages Are Like Women
• Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
• Proper Diskette Usage and Care
• Redneck Computer Terms
• The Shiftkey FAQ - Version 0.001
• Silicon Valley Slang
• Smilie Dictionary
• Software I'd Like to See
• The Software Life Cycle
• Software Revisions Guide
• Some Unforeseen Consequences of the "Millennium Bug"
• Suggested New BASIC functions
• Table of Computing Irregular Verbs
• Tech Horror Stories
• Tech Support Fees
• Tech Support Phone Call
• TimeTraveller 1.02 just released!
• Types of Computer Users
• UNIX problems
• Ways To Be Obnoxious On Newsgroups
• Ways to Confuse, Worry or Scare IT People
• What if Operating Systems were Airlines?
• What if people bought cars like they buy computers?
• What is technical harassment?
• What you always wanted to know about computers...
• Where do deleted characters go?
• Why a Slide Rule is better than a computer
• Why computers must be female
• Why computers must be male
• Windows Errors
• Windows 95 Error Codes
• Y2K
• You Know You've Been On The Computer Too Long ...
• You spend too much with your PC when...
• You've Been On The Computer Too Long