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Rhode's Law
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The Meaning of Liff
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The Three Little Politically Correct Pigs
Justified Text
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The First E-mail Of Saint Paul To The Romans
Why did the chicken cross the road?
CLOT - Concrete Language Operation Test
Bored of the Rings
Reasons to keep all your eggs in one basket
The Elusive Stormy Petrel
A Glass Of Milk
The Canonical List of "Hot Cross Puns"
Astrological Lightbulbs
Collision Avoidance
Viruses
Totally Useless Facts
Rejected Rejection
If They Made Toasters
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Services language
Modern Curses
New Theories
Carbon-Dating Barbie
Cinderella and her Sisty Uglers
Australia has seven states
Day
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Round Table Discussion
Hi-Tech Practical Joke Ideas
Amateur Radio Advert Definitions
Car Bumper Stickers
Old * Never Die, they just ...
Translations from the Scots
La Boite Bleue
Passwords
Parachute Paradigm
Famous Last Words
What Do You Get When You Cross...
Cold Weather
Late Arrivals at the Ball
Kisses
Top Philosophy Questions of All Time... Answered!
Physics Course List
A Ridiculously Short History of Time
Philosophies of life
Mary Had A Cloned Lamb
New Crossbred Isms for the '90s
In the Beginning
Questions
A Selection of Limericks
Deep Thought - [42]
Undergrounders - redefinitions of words
Simplicity In All Things
Camouflage
Things that make you go Hmmmmmm
Is the Glass?
Subtle Supplanters of Serious Sayings
What is a TURDUCKEN ?
No Positives
Intelligence
Kiwi Language Lesson
Painful Puns
Hilden flange gonad
More Definitions From "The Cynic's Dictionary"
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DNA Personal Ads
Astrological Prayers
If At First You Don't Succeed
Ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab
Overdone English
Top 10 Reasons for Being .....
From the depths of Emo Phillips.....
Stop The Genocide
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N.A.S.A.
The Geographical Meal
Electrical Answers
Why Ask Why? (Again)
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The Psychiatric Hotline's Voice Messaging System
DNA
You may be an engineer
The Peon
Schubert's Unfinished Symphony
Things That You Will Never Hear
Politically Correct Terms
Redundant Redundancies
A Brief History of Time
The Wisdom Of The Ages
Alexander The Great
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Roses Rivalry?
Feline Physics
The Antidote to More Food for Thought - What I have Learned
The Laws of Cargo Cult Science - a Tentative Compilation
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Cowboy Logic
Amazing Ways To Order A Pizza
V-Stick Factor
Things People Say
Shaggy Dog Stories
People's good and favourite words
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Nonsensicon
The Monkeybrain Manager
Bar Jokes
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The Dysfunctional Spiritualist
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